Lainey Gossip

Monday, February 14, 2011 Posted: 13 Feb 2011 04:11 PM PST Dear Gossips, There’s a heavy, heavy column ahead. Both the BAFTAs and the Grammys happened on Sunday. There will be full coverage on both, which means the articles will spill over to the second page of the site.

Give the fans what they want Posted: 14 Feb 2011 08:43 AM PST This picture cracks me up. It’s Blake Lively, also at the ELLE Style Awards in London tonight, arriving at the end and stopping to say hi to fans. She was photographed taking her coat off right up in their faces which is probably what they wanted, way more than an autograph.

Emma night after night Posted: 14 Feb 2011 08:33 AM PST Emma Watson, who is usually able to keep a low profile when she’s not working, gave us a lot to see and write about this weekend. With the BAFTAs happening in England, she was out at pre-parties and dinners, super A list at every event, and then tonight in London it was the ELLE Style Awards.

Chest puffing Posted: 14 Feb 2011 04:38 AM PST This post should really write itself. Just look at the photos. You don’t need me to point the funny out to you. Let me just throw you the facts then: It’s Fashion Week in New York. This is the Calvin Klein show.

Forgiveness, man weight, and wedding drama Posted: 14 Feb 2011 04:29 AM PST Written by Sasha I'm 25 and have been with my current boyfriend for nearly 5 years. After more than a year with my boyfriend, I found out he cheated on me for the first 10 months with an older woman who was my complete opposite.

Rachel & Michael in Ireland Posted: 14 Feb 2011 04:18 AM PST Every week during the liveblog, someone asks whether or not Rachel McAdams are Michael Sheen are still together. They are. At least as of Friday when they were photographed at Dublin airport. I don’t know what they did on Saturday, Sunday, or today, but that doesn’t mean you should panic.

Grammys Best Leather: Eminem Posted: 14 Feb 2011 03:27 AM PST Something about all the leather jackets he’s been wearing right? On tour, on SNL, at the Grammys – this one looks almost blue. He looked good. He sounded good. Lorella, who hates him, and I’ll spare her her equivalent here, sent over a note this morning about why he always looks so crusty.

Grammy Best Dressed Part 2: Nicole Kidman Posted: 14 Feb 2011 02:59 AM PST Holy f-ck this dress. Few could do justice to this dress. My shorty dumpy ass would sh-t all over this dress, a total waste. Gran can. And Gran did. I almost wonder why she didn’t save it for the Oscars.

Grammy Midas Manslinger Posted: 14 Feb 2011 02:34 AM PST I mentioned this during the liveblog last night – it’s something Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. They always date men on the upswing. Gwyneth of course had Brad, Ben, and Chris Martin just as Coldplay was soaring.

Grammy Bald: Rihanna Posted: 14 Feb 2011 02:16 AM PST Well she must have been under there, non? Trust me, I was looking, I was examining. And I don’t even think that’s a pervy thing to say. A dress like that only invites it. And that kind of, um, scrutiny only spawns other discussions, which is how Sasha and I, during the liveblog, started talking about Ri’s asshole.

Grammy BFFs: Gwyneth & Beyonce Posted: 14 Feb 2011 01:30 AM PST They held hands backstage while greeting Seth Rogen. Then, after G changed, they went out to their seats and watched the rest of the show together. What? But who else is good enough to offer support and bff-ness to Gwyneth Paltrow but Beyonce? You don’t get more royal, musically, than Beyonce.

Grammy Worst: John Mayer Posted: 14 Feb 2011 12:25 AM PST This is Johnny Depp’s cue to stop looking so bedraggled and bloated. Because when people see John Mayer and call it a comparison, it’s never, never a compliment. As so many of you have emailed to say – John Mayer last night was channelling Johnny Depp.

Grammy Best Dressed Part 1: Florence Welch Posted: 13 Feb 2011 11:49 PM PST I haven’t talked to Sasha today yet because she’s busy producing the etalk Grammy fashion special but if I had to guess, she’d probably be naming Florence Welch as her Best Dressed at the Grammys.

Grammy Anorexic BitchFace: LeAnn Rimes Posted: 13 Feb 2011 11:17 PM PST Staying skinny won’t make him stay. But you will learn that the hard way. LeAnn Rimes doesn’t go anywhere these days without fiancé Eddie Cibrian. He doesn’t want to miss a moment out there either.

Grammy Wedding Album: Katy Perry & Russell Brand Posted: 13 Feb 2011 10:59 PM PST What did you think of that? The wedding video/photos playing behind her during her performance? I didn’t mind that so much. I mean, I think it’s worse that she can’t sing live. And I was more offended that she stole Mimi’s swing.

Grammy ThinFace: Jennifer Hudson Posted: 13 Feb 2011 10:37 PM PST Jennifer Hudson has lost something like 80 pounds. She looks great. Which, sometimes I hate saying because, like in the example of Kelly Osbourne, somehow it feels like an invalidation of the size that came before.

Grammy Sh-t vs Diarrhoea: Miley vs Xtina Posted: 13 Feb 2011 10:26 PM PST Sasha posed this question during the liveblog. My answer was that at gunpoint, I’d take Miley. That’s the point of Shit vs Diarrhoea – it’s supposed to be hard. I know Miley doesn’t look so tragic here in photos, and you have to remember, the photo agencies generally don’t post too many of the bad ones on these occasions, but during the pre-show with Seacrest, she was working a significant bloat.

Grammy Parents: Will & Jada Pinkett Smith Posted: 13 Feb 2011 10:11 PM PST Come on, they were super cute cheering on their son Jaden while he was performing with Justin Bieber, right? Look, I have some problems with the Sci and the Smiths too, but right there, I don’t know that you can criticise parents who are just really, really excited to see their kid up there doing his thing.

Best Grammy Abs: Lady Gaga Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:54 PM PST She leans out when she’s touring/rehearsing. And it’s all that hot yoga. But goddamn I want those abs. Maybe after this f-cking cleanse I can start working on them. So you know she arrived as an embryo.