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Faster Than a Herd of Screaming Fangirls…

Posted: 22 Mar 2011 03:36 PM PDT

…More powerful than bad movie reviews, able to microwave carrots in a single bound…

Look up at the movie screen!
It’s a Wizard…
It’s a Vampire…
It’s ROBERT PATTINSON wanting to be a Superhero!

When I first read that Robert Pattinson had said to MTV.COM “I’d love [to] definitely – I don’t know what superhero I could do. Is there any left?” My first reaction was “Aww aren’t you just so damned cute?” Because of course, we all know that’s what every man wants to be, adorable. *Snicker* Though he pulls it off well.
He went on to say “There is one, but I shouldn’t even say this stuff, because all the little fanboys will be like, ‘No! I’m gonna shoot him!’ I’m such a big fan,” …

Rob, baby… you should find comfort in the fact, that the day any comic book fan [from the stereoptypical pimply 13 year old dweeb, to the 47 year old living in his mother's basement] dares to harm a hair on your head, the Twilight fans would rip them to shreds. You have your own set of disciple bodyguards at the ready, all you have to do is learn to take reign over them and you could rule the world!

Anyone care to venture a guess at who Rob would like to be? I chose Nick Fury, Military Man and Spy…just seemed like it already came with the theme song “Secret Agent Man” and I could picture Rob dancing to it in the opening and closing credits.

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