Desperate Gossip

One Goddess Leaves Charlie Sheen, Temporarily

Posted: 06 Mar 2011 12:18 AM PST

Charlie Sheen tweeted that he was down to just one goddess earlier today, but was 'accepting applications' for another. But don't fill out that application form just yet-- the missing goddess has returned to the Sheen household.

Rachel Oberlin, the 24 year old porn star, decided to retire her goddess title and left the cozy little family Sheen has put together for himself. But perhaps because Oberlin missed being on the winning team, she returned just hours later and resumed her position as goddess number two. Or maybe she is goddess number one. Whatever, she is back. Why....who knows. But again, looks like Sheen will be able to claim another 'win.'

Oberlin's mother had been worried about her, but Oberlin told PEOPLE last week she was comfortable in the arrangement: "I've always felt that a man should be able to be with as many women as he likes."

Charlie must have some pretty good Koolaid in the refrigerator.

Phil Collins Quits Music Business

Posted: 06 Mar 2011 12:02 AM PST

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Phil Collins is leaving the music world due to health problems. The Genesis drummer and vocalist is tells FHM that years of hunching behind his drum kit has left him with an array of medical problems, from hearing loss to a dislocated vertebra, and nerve damage in his stick-clutching hands make playing painful.

But it is clear in his words that Collins is harboring resentment towards critics who have been harsh on Collins over the years:

"I'm sorry that it was all so successful. I honestly didn't mean it to happen like that. It's hardly surprising that people grew to hate me," he said.

"I don't really belong to that world and I don't think anyone's going to miss me. I'm much happier just to write myself out of the script entirely," he told FHM. Today's world of MTV Music Awards and artists who care more about celebrity status than making music make the choice easy." he added.

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