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• Monday, March 7, 2011
• Short, shorter, shortest
• Underwear lines
• Hot in Brazil
• When will this stop?
• Homesick, Forgiveness, and Loss
• Celebrating Blake Lively
• Introducing: The Vampire Dairies recaps
• Chicken Fried Civilised
• Jen on the internet with her hair & puppies
• Madge’s fertile successor
• Daniel for the women
• Kate Middleton: McQueen and new photos
• Kate Winslet: short and platinum
• Little girls, long hair, soothers, and burgers
• March 7, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Monday, March 7, 2011 Posted: 06 Mar 2011 09:58 PM PST Dear Gossips, Congratulations to Danni W. of Calgary for winning the 2011 LaineyGossip Red Carpet Annual Contest with 21 correct predictions. Several others were tied at 20 and a few more at 19. Well done gossips.
Short, shorter, shortest Posted: 07 Mar 2011 06:45 AM PST Ginnifer Goodwin has been going shorter and shorter for a while. And now her hair is at its shortest. (Can we just sidebar about her name? Specifically the pronunciation? How do you say it in your head? Do you say GIN-infer? Or do you say Jen-ifer?) I admire the balls to do it, but I’m not sure if this really suits her.
Underwear lines Posted: 07 Mar 2011 06:14 AM PST I hate underwear lines. Underwear lines are very democratic. Even skinny girls get underwear lines. Look at Sienna Miller in London the other night signing autographs for fans after her play. The alternative to underwear lines of course is having a piece of string they call a thong or a g ride up your crack – the most uncomfortable sh-t EVER.
Hot in Brazil Posted: 07 Mar 2011 05:40 AM PST I’m the kind of perv that when I see a hot couple, I automatically want to see them having sex. Like, I want to be there live when it happens. Too much? But when they’re really, really goodlooking, like cut from Zeus goodlooking, it’s almost biological isn’t it? Programmed into our DNA? No? Fine then.
When will this stop? Posted: 07 Mar 2011 04:14 AM PST What’s the ultimate satisfaction for those who love to hate Gwyneth Paltrow? It’s not hating her. It’s FEELING SORRY for her. It’s being embarrassed for her. You’ve had many opportunities lately.
Homesick, Forgiveness, and Loss Posted: 07 Mar 2011 03:43 AM PST Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, I moved to Vancouver on a one year working visa from Ireland in October last year. I'm 22 years old, and a recent architectural graduate with no employment prospects at home.
Celebrating Blake Lively Posted: 07 Mar 2011 01:47 AM PST Last week it was a Chanel dinner in New York. This weekend there was a Chanel dinner in her honour in Paris. During Fashion Week. I mean… It’s a big f-cking deal. Even Anna Wintour showed up for Blake Lively.
Introducing: The Vampire Dairies recaps Posted: 07 Mar 2011 01:29 AM PST Written by Duana (Lainey: you asked for it, here it is!) And now for something completely different – I’m going to try to recap a show I haven’t seen from the beginning, for once.
Chicken Fried Civilised Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:48 AM PST One of Britney’s kids (I still can’t tell them apart, and thank you in advance to all you know-it-alls who are about to tell me) had a little league game this weekend. She and her boyfriend Jason Trawick showed up to watch him.
Jen on the internet with her hair & puppies Posted: 07 Mar 2011 12:21 AM PST Jennifer Aniston has joined the internet. For cash money! As you know, Jen gets paid by smartwater. They talked her in to doing an ad on YouTube. “Jen” Aniston has joined YouTube! There’s a special appearance by Keenan Cahill and the Double Rainbow dude, and puppies, and a hilarious parrot (she’s really good in that part), and of course her hair… A lot of hair touching, hair blowing, hair sexing… And I can’t stop fixating on her face.
Madge’s fertile successor Posted: 06 Mar 2011 11:58 PM PST According to the UK’s News of the World (yeah my eyebrow is right up there with yours), Guy Ritchie and his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley are expecting. Jacqui is a model. They’ve been together a year or so.
Daniel for the women Posted: 06 Mar 2011 11:25 PM PST Thanks to Jen G for sending along the video. Love it so much. And Dame Judi Dench’s voice. I mean… I wonder if by gunpoint she were forced to record the Snooki audio book, whether or not that would make that sh-t palatable.
Kate Middleton: McQueen and new photos Posted: 06 Mar 2011 11:08 PM PST It’s a very Kate Monday. Third post in a row about a Kate. I think this is about all I can squeeze out. But it’s a good one. Everyone wants to know about The Dress. And London is abuzz that the dress will be McQueen by Sarah Burton.
Kate Winslet: short and platinum Posted: 06 Mar 2011 10:45 PM PST Judging from your responses to this article about Kate Winslet last week, there are actually some of you who, like me, believe she could be in the 5% of those stars who haven’t f-cked around with their faces.
Little girls, long hair, soothers, and burgers Posted: 06 Mar 2011 10:37 PM PST Katie Holmes and Suri were in Vancouver for the weekend. Granville Island Public Market seems to have become a new favourite spot for them to hang out. My in-laws live two blocks from there. And we’re in the neighbourhood too.
March 7, 2011 – Smutty Shout-Outs Posted: 06 Mar 2011 09:59 PM PST Good luck to Leila and “The Eh Team” aka Team Vancouver heading off to Austin for SXSW technology conference on a road trip competing with 9 other teams to raise money for Raise-a-Reader!
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