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Intro for January 16 2012

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Dear Gossips,Would Madonna have ever agreed to present the Golden Globe for Best Foreign Language Film at the request of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association if the winner was Angelina Jolie? Somehow the HFPA gave her an award this season. When the Academy didn't even include her song on the Osca...

Smutty Tingles for January 16, 2012

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40 posts and 10,000 words later...that's our Golden Globes wrap-up. Duana's been mainlining coffee; I've been sustained by hot water and the promise of Veronica Mars. Logan Echolls and I have some catching up to do.  Back on regular schedule tomorrow. But please continue to send us your comment...

Leonardo DiCaprio tops the freebie five

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On Friday, Claire Danes and Leonardo DiCaprio both attended the AFI gala. I found a photo of them together. And, obviously, my immediate association was Romeo & Juliet. Only one of my all time favourite movies. Click here if you missed that post.Anyway, fuelled by nostalgia, I went looking for m...

Natalie Portman is worst dressed at Golden Globes 2012

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No imagination. No creativity. I don't care that it was Lanvin. Go to a mid-range department store right now, head for the evening wear section and you'll find this dress in various shades of peach and mahogany, definitely black, and most certainly red. Maybe not such an full shade of red, but it's ...

Idris Elba is best dressed at the Golden Globes 2012

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I've already mentioned that Luther is my jam. You need to get on that if you haven't already. There are a few shows that I can't talk about too much because...corny as it is to say... my feelings for them are so intense, I still want to keep them private, like a secret relationship. Roll your eyes, ...

Laura Dern is Duana’s best dressed at Golden Globes 2012

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This green dress really moved me onscreen, but in the still pictures, it's less dynamic.   Maybe that's the point of sequins, that they have to be seen in motion to really kick you in the eyeballs.      It's an interesting dress – both super-sexy and a little bit a...

Nicole Kidman is Lainey’s best dressed at the Golden Globes 2012

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Put Nicole in a room with Madonna (and Jessica Lange) every time and her face actually starts to move. Even Third Lip wasn't so third lippy last night. But that Versace was her best in a long, long time.You know why? It gave her an hourglass. Nicole is a lean woman. And somehow this dress created so...

Madonna fontrum at the Golden Globes 2012

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I grew up in the 80s. Madonna was my guardian angel, my camp counsellor, my ways and my means. What I'm trying to say is that I will always want to side with Madonna. She's connected to my youth. And those inclinations, formed in adolescence, attached to teen memory, are almost impossible to corrupt...

Jessica Biel’s third saggy tit at Golden Globes 2012

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Shelfy did not wear her engagement ring at any of the Globe events this weekend. Instead, she decided on a prairie wedding gown with a third saggy tit, right above the waist, I dunno, just to make sure you know JT wants to marry her. In this?She's not enough for this, you know what I mean?Like, the ...

Angelina Jolie best hair at the Golden Globes 2012

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An easy knot like this is so underrated. And it doesn't need to look like this. Angelina's isn't perfect, and this is a good thing. It could have very well been swept off off her face and neck, looped around an elastic a few times, and done. If you have long hair, like, me, this takes all of 10 seco...

Stacy Keibler worst hair with George Clooney at Golden Globes 2012

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Nothing says small town to me more than poor hairstyling, where the "rules" of fashion and appearance have never been updated, one of which dictates that fancy parties require curls or updos. Making it exciting is taking it only half way up. This is what Stacy Keibler gave us last night. And just as...

Claire Danes’s worst happy face at Golden Globes 2012

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Behold, a thesis in two parts:   Point the first – the physical. Danes and I are of a similar age.  But…flatter myself, sure...I think she looks SO much older than me.   Part of that can be attributed to the razor-thin demands that we know in Hollywood – the body-or-face cho...

Michelle Williams was almost best at Golden Globes 2012

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She was just about to be my Best of the night. Just about. Even with the headband that Duana and Sarah considered twee. But I thought it was beautifully accented with that dress. God, that amazing dress.And then...She opened with the kid.Right off the top of the speech, it was Natalie Portman 2012. ...

Charlize Theron’s worst bow at the hip at Golden Globes 2012

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Jessica Biel did it in Prada at the Oscars in 2009. Like a handkerchief at the chest. Click here for refresher. This is, of course, Charlize Theron. Who always favours a bow. And hers is at the hip. So, obviously, it's not quite as dumbass as Biel's attempt at impressing Anna Wintour. But... As much...

Meryl Streep best improv cowgirl Golden Globes 2012

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Lainey called me out last night, and she was right, for pussy footing around the fact that The Iron Lady suuuuucked.  I mean, not just a little bit.  That movie was really, really bad …but you got so distracted by Meryl.  There was a moment in the movie where she communicated with her...

Reese Witherspoon was worst red at the Golden Globes 2012

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I suppose she was trying for Jessica Rabbit: Reese Witherspoon with the bedhead and some curves. It may have worked better if the dress wasn't so...poorly constructed. She's drowning in it. Now I know I'm on automatic hate when it comes to taffeta and, as such, it may not be fair, my immediate avers...

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler photobomb Golden Globes 2012

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Lainey and I were talking the other night about Daniel Radcliffe, during his SNL hosting.  Between the sense of humour he clearly has about himself and the Parade interview he gave recently where he so obviously gets that you can't really go 'up' from Harry Potter (not in notoriety, box office,...

Ewan McGregor’s small collar at Golden Globes 2012

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Last year, Jon Hamm wore a really small bow tie to the Golden Globes and not even he could save it. But look at Ewan McGregor's tiny collar. On Ewan, the tiny collar is not the little bow. The tiny collar works. It works with the lapels. It works with the tie. It works with the slim cut pants. It's ...

Zooey Deschanel worst follow-through dress at Golden Globes 2012

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Okay.  So I'm Zooey D.  My show's off the ground, I'm starting to get some blowback about how over the top the cute-geek thing is, and maybe, truth be told, I'm starting to get a little exhausted of it myself.   So good.  The Globes is a relatively low-pressure time to trans...

Lea Michele wears Marchesa again at Golden Globes 2012

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I'm not writing about her poseharding. You know it. You've seen it. You don't need me to repeat it over and over again every time I post about Lea Michele. Let's discuss instead the Marchesa. There's been a LOT of Marchesa happening on the carpet with Lea Michele. And, well, Marchesa isn't exactly S...

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