TEN Gossip

Posted: 18 Apr 2012 01:53 PM PDT

Okay, I’m all for the thick girl showing out and proving that you don’t have to be thin to flaunt it. However, there comes a time in your life when you have to ask yourself if you’re being confident or utterly ridiculous.

Kudos to Christina Aguilera for being brave (or delusional) enough to wear this outfit on stage, but she should have taken a few things into consideration.

One, her backside really is too large for it to be the least bit flattering, two she looked awkward and wasn’t even comfortable enough to dance in that get up, and number three is the most important thing here, she is a MOM.

Now, don’t get me wrong, being a mom doesn’t mean being frumpy mcfrumperson (hehe Jess), but it does mean that you should take the way your kid will feel about seeing you dressed a certain way in public, into consideration.

I dare say that if I wore anything CLOSE to that (providing I was fearless enough to do so, rest assured I’m not), my daughter would bury her head in the sand and you’d think she was related to an ostrich. She’d probably only come up for air once she was old enough to leave home.

Oh, Christina, sweetheart we love you, we really do! Just do us and your kiddo a favor, find something that compliments your body, and doesn’t make you look trashy and uncomfortable in your skin.

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